izbusiness:

Well looks like this is it, y'all

Not like I’ve really kept up with posting here, but yknow. Since tumblr decided it won’t allow even artistic nudity I suppose that chunk of my art will have to get posted elsewhere. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram, both under the same name as here! I’m way more active on Instagram anyways so maybe I’ll see some of you there

Just a heads up to y'all over here.

thestraggletag:

awed-frog:

Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?

It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.

(via pathological)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ depraved-heart-murder:
“ egggheads:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“This company understands dogs. (via jpellizzi)
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this is Barkshop’s Consuela Cactus!
Barkshop does a lot of toys that have “destroyer’s prizes” inside, normally...

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

depraved-heart-murder:

egggheads:

tastefullyoffensive:

This company understands dogs. (via jpellizzi)

this is Barkshop’s Consuela Cactus!

Barkshop does a lot of toys that have “destroyer’s prizes” inside, normally a sturdy squeaker ball.

They have packages of toys designed based on play-style (I’m getting the ‘thrasher’ pack for Aiden’s birthday).

They also have a “destroyer’s club” where you can earn points by showing them the carnage your dogs inflict on their barkshop toys and earn a free toy. 

It’s a really great company and if I could get free shipping i’d be spending my heart away on their stuff. 

My dog would adore this!

The cactus will forgive you, doggo

(via sleepyslothmage)